Chika yasu incidents 1-3 (third being extra)

-incident 1 two of a kind-

"Yasu sure a strange way of trying to cheer me up." The school's pirate, Motochika Chosokabe, said as he looked at the little box on his desk. it had a dark purple ribbon on it keeping it shut, little holes were punctured in the sides  as if something was inside of it. " I wonder what it is..." Motochika said as he sat at his desk and stared at the box. It moved. wait, what?! it moved?! this got the young man's attention imediately.

"Well... one peek can't hurt..." the pirate said as he blew some hair out of his face and pulled the ribbon off the box and opened the lid. " What in the world?" was all that came from Motochika's mouth at what he saw, a little chibi... thing was staring back at him, actually, it LOOKED just like him, except for the clothing.

"what's the big idea?" the small chibi said as the larger male picked it up by it's jacket/cape. was it him? this was weird.

"well... I always thought I was the only one, but I guess there's two of a kind in this world after all." Motochika said as he placed the tiny pirate down and stroked it's cheek to make it smile. "now if only I can find one for Yasu..."

-incident 2 pinch-

"Ahhhhhhh!" was clearly being cried out in slight pain from the two samurai within Motochika's ship. the crew members simply laughed and shook their heads, they knew EXACTLY what was going on behind the closed door.

"That hurts Chika!" Ieyasu said as he started pinching the demon's cheeks harder to make him let go of the brunette's cheeks. it was another battle between them to see who would give in first.

"And you think it doesn't hurt me?" Chosokabe managed to get out before both were interupted by the third party in the room, Masamune Date.

"Do you plan to let me go soon?" The one eyed dragon said as he tugged at the ropes that kept him bound in place while the two men debated his fate. "I'd hate to burst your bubble, but Kojuro is on his way right now. you see?" Date spoke as he smirked to the purple and yellow clad samurai.

"Pink?" Motochika asked Ieyasu.

"Pink..." Yasu replied and both nodded and held up a bright girl's kimono for the dragon to see.

"shit..." was the last words to leave Date's mouth that day.

-incident 3 damn-

"Lesse, I've been waiting for you..." The Pirate said as he sat back in a chair smiling like the demon he was, something wasn't right. "I always wanted to -beep- you." he said calmly as he removed his purple glasses and shifted from how he sat moments ago.

The girl blushed instantly and quickly voiced her thoughts "What?"

"I said, I have always wanted to -beep- you. Haven't you wanted to -beep- me too?"

"I..." The girl started again before hearing the constant beeping and had woken up to her alarm clock beeping and ruining her dream. "Damn alarm clock."